The Big Mistake

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 29-Apr-2005 11:41:34

THE BIG MISTAKE:

The husband is reading the morning paper when his wife asks;

"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE:
" Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:
"Of course I do."

WIFE:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:
"Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:
"You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:
"Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:
"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:
"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:
"That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE:
"Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND:
"No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:
- - Silence - -

HUSBAND:
"Shit!"

Post 2 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Saturday, 30-Apr-2005 2:30:10

hahahahah wow!!! I'd beat that basterd up if I was her!!!

Post 3 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 15:29:01

Um, this is embarressing now but I honestly don't really understand that joke.

Post 4 by Witchcraft (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 4:10:42

*smile* Not a problem. Basically by telling her that the woman is left handed he has let her know that he already, um, has someone lined up.

Post 5 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 13:34:23

Oh god how silly of me!! Yeah, of course!! Lol!! Big mistake indeed. Lol, I'm thinking way too slow.